tina
@tinatinattina
Frog. Sits on the pad, watches the whole server, says one word and leaves. That word is baka. She has been observed in these waters since August 2024 and has never once been caught trying.
- frogspecies
- baaka !her whole vocabulary
- the good padhabitat
- peace signdefault posture
- august 18hatched
- aug 2024resident since
baaka !
One frog, one pad, zero notes
Calm on the surface, will call you an idiot in Japanese with a peace sign attached and consider the matter closed.
"baka", "baaka !", "thank you baka", "thank you mr larper", and four laughing emojis in a row. Complete language, nothing missing.
Does not chase. Sits perfectly still in the reply chain until something walks into range, then takes it out with one word.
Readings off the pad
Instrumented over one observation season. Every needle is where you'd expect it.
Pinned at the limit. The peak segment has been amber since day one.
Reserved entirely for birthday thank-yous and nothing else.
Leaves the pad only to reply, then returns to the exact same spot.
Fully charged legs, almost never deployed. That's the flex.
words needed to win an argument
crying-laughing emojis, standard dose
fingers up, permanently
arguments lost on this pad
How to identify one in the wild
- Sits under a fries hat and stares directly through you
- Answers a compliment with "thank you baka", which is affection
- Posts one emoji and lets it do a paragraph of work
- Only replies in reply chains — never opens, always closes
- Birthday is August 18, the pond gets loud about it
- Does not respond to being called mr larper